David Spade: Mr. Manners

Manners Suck

Mr. Manners

Butt-head: [Beavis and Butthead are both making flatulating sounds with their hands] Hey Beavis, machine gunner.
Beavis: Oh yeah, I get those.
Mr. Manners: Excuse me boys, but it's rather rude to make noises and interrupt me... when it's MY turn to talk.
Butt-head: Uhhh, we were doing this long before you came in sir.
Beavis: Yeah, you interrupted US. Butthole!

Mr. Manners: Manners are an enjoyable way to create a favorable impression with others. I'd like to start off with a fun activity, in which we'll do a little role-playing. Now I'll need a couple of volunteers.
Butt-head: Uh, pole playing?
Beavis: Uh, yeah. I can do that!
Mr. Manners: Ok. But what's the magic word?
Butt-head: Uh...
Beavis: Um..."Aggercadabra"?
Mr. Manners: Now come on, what do you say when you want something?
Butt-head: Oh. Uh..."Buttwipe"?
Beavis: Yeah, give me something, buttwipe heh heh. Bunghole. heh heh. "Bunghole"! Heh heh heh heh heh

Mr. Manners: [to butthead whilst trying to teach the boys about the importance of manners] Listen you little twerp! This is my job! This is how I make money! Don't screw with me! Now how about using some manners?
Butt-head: Manners suck!
Beavis: Hey butthead, don't screw with him!
Butt-head: Yeah, he sure does like to touch!
Beavis: Yeah, he tried to touch my weiner!
Mr. Manners: What? You little liar!
[grabs Beavis]
Beavis: Back off, you pervert!

Mr Manners: [picking up Beavis by his shirt collar] He's lying!
Mr. Van Driessen: [Beavis screams as Mr Van Driessen walks in the room] Hey, don't you dare lay a finger on my students. Beavis, did he hit you?
Beavis: Heh. Um, yes sir, he did. Thank you for your concern.
Mr Manners: Why you little dirtball!
Mr. Van Driessen: You want to touch my students, I'll touch you.
Mr Manners: I'll get you, you little putz!
Butt-head: Uh, no thank you, sir.
Beavis: [class eggs Mr Van Driessen and Mr Manners on] Yeah, thank you that through.
Mr. Van Driessen: Stop it, you're going to jail, jackass.