Todd Haberkorn credited as playing...
Hikaru Hitachiin
- Hikaru Hitachiin: Haruhi, I want some.
- [bites off cookie from Haru's mouth]
- Kaoru Hitachiin: And you have some crumbs on your cheek.
- [licks off crumbs]
- Tamaki Suou: You aren't reacting at all! Why aren't you reacting?
- [grabs Haru's face]
- Haruhi Fujioka: You know, sempai, this could be considered sexual harrassment.
- Tamaki Suou: THIS is sexual harrassment? They licked you like dogs! If what I do is sexual harrassment, they should be arrested!
- Hikaru Hitachiin: [referring to Tamaki] Why is he sulking?
- Kaoru Hitachiin: Because Mommy was keeping a secret from Daddy.
- [arrows with boxes reading "Daddy" and "Mommy" pop up, pointing to Tamaki and Kyoya respectively]
- Kyoya Ohtori: Whatever. Why does everyone insist on referring to us like we're husband and wife?
- Hikaru Hitachiin: Having a couple of good looking guys with homosexual tendencies earns the club high points. It also helps if the two struggle between their attraction and their friendship.
- Kaoru Hitachiin: And in our case, because we're twins, our relationship is taboo and therefore more intriguing.
- Hikaru Hitachiin: And besides, who hasn't fantasized about twins? Having two loves is better than one, don't you think?
- Kaoru Hitachiin: It's a young woman's romantic fantasy.