- [In the future, Eric goes by the name Plays With Squirrels]
- Mr. George Feeny: Mr. Matthews?
- Eric: Mr. Squirrels.
- Cory: Eric?
- Eric: Plays With.
- Mr. George Feeny: And so, my precious little jackals, here's the bottom line. No one leaves this room until you have healed every relationship in this group, no matter how long it takes.
- Eric: No matter how long!
- Mr. George Feeny: [to Eric] Shut up.
- Eric: Shut up. Jackals!
- Topanga Matthews: [to Mr. Feeny] How can you possibly keep us here against our will?
- Mr. George Feeny: A-minus.
- Topanga Matthews: Well played, old man.
- Eric: Come on, guys. We can do this. We're all adults here.
- Cory: [points to Rachel] She started it!
- Rachel McGuire: He parked in my spot!
- Shawn Hunter: She overreacted!
- Rachel McGuire: They took apart my car!
- Cory: She glued my pants!
- Rachel McGuire: [after Eric carries Rachel back into the classroom, puts her on the floor and sits on top of her] Eric, what are you doing? Eric!
- Eric: Look, if there's bad feelings here, then we have to work them out because that's what friends should do! Now, look, I wrote something, Rachel. Please just read it before you go anywhere.
- Rachel McGuire: [reads what Eric wrote] Lose one friend, lose all friends, lose yourself.
- Cory: We're not gonna lose our friends. Are we?
- Eric: We might. What if Mr. Feeny's right? What if we don't fix this? What if this is the last time that we're all together? Is that a chance you're all willing to take?
- Mr. George Feeny: I know this group as well as anyone living and I will not have it falling apart. Not now!
- Cory: So what if we can't fix things?
- Mr. George Feeny: Well, then, you will go through life without each other.
- Jack: This isn't about any of that.
- Mr. George Feeny: What is it about?
- Angela Moore: It's about they're jerks.
- Jack: It's about that these friendships aren't what we thought they were.
- Cory: Okay, well, boo-hoo to the both of you.
- Topanga Matthews: Cory!
- Cory: No, this is crazy. I mean, we pull a couple of pranks and suddenly we're not friends anymore?
- Shawn Hunter: What kind of friends were we?
- Rachel McGuire: Not. Not friends.
- Cory: Okay, fine. We're not friends today. I'll see ya tomorrow.
- Cory: Mr. Feeny, why are you keeping us locked up here?
- Mr. George Feeny: Because I care about you.
- Eric: He cares about us, okay? And I care about us, too. We've been friends all our lives.
- Jack: No. No, we haven't. That's the point.
- Angela Moore: Some of us have been friends all their lives.
- Rachel McGuire: And some of us haven't. It's an exclusive club and we're not in it.
- Cory: Rachel, what are you making this such a big deal for?
- Angela Moore: Because it is a big deal!
- Shawn Hunter: Angela, don't blow this up.
- Angela Moore: No. It's too late, Shawn. It's blown.
- Shawn Hunter: [to Jack] Okay, look, first of all, Angela's my girlfriend, okay? And I love her. Second of all, you're my brother, so I'm forced to like you.
- Rachel McGuire: So what am I?
- Shawn Hunter: What are you?
- Rachel McGuire: Yeah, I mean, you've made it really clear who everybody else is. Brothers, brothers, boyfriend and girlfriend, husband and wife. You all have this really strong bond between you. I mean, what's the strong bond between us?
- Topanga Matthews: You think husband and wife is a strong bond? I wasn't even a part of their stupid team.
- Cory: Topanga, will you pipe down with that, please?
- Topanga Matthews: Aw, tell it to your boyfriend.
- Shawn Hunter: [to Cory] Remember what I told you. Stand up to her.
- Topanga Matthews: Unbelievable. Everybody is coming apart and they get closer?
- [to Cory]
- Topanga Matthews: I am your wife, nimrod!
- Rachel McGuire: I wasn't talking about them, Topanga and I wasn't talking about you, either. For once, in all the time that we've known each other, I was talking about me. I was talking about how I feel.
- Mr. George Feeny: How do you feel, Rachel?
- Rachel McGuire: I feel like I don't fit in with these people and I don't think I ever have.
- Cory: [imitating Topanga] I'm your wife, nimrod! Do you know what it's like to have that voice inside your head all day long?
- [referring to Shawn]
- Cory: It's no wonder I turn to him.
- Eric: Come on, guys. Rachel's leaving here. Just write down how we feel about each other.
- Topanga Matthews: Oh, fine. Look at him side with Shawn, his lover!
- Cory: Oh, very tasteful, honey. Did you hear that, Shawn?
- Topanga Matthews: Shawn, his lover!
- Shawn Hunter: Shut up, Yoko!
- Jack: [about Cory, Topanga and Shawn] You know, that's perfect, right? Even when it's supposed to be about all of us, it always comes back to them.
- Angela Moore: Mmm-hmm. It's never gonna change.
- Eric: [to everyone after Rachel leaves the room] Why didn't you write anything down, huh? Well, shouldn't somebody go after her?
- Mr. George Feeny: Can we please leave?
- Eric: No! We can't leave! I brought you here to help us, Feeny!
- Mr. George Feeny: Eric, I would be happy to assist you in any project regarding these people if it stood a chance of succeeding. This one don't.
- Eric: You're giving up on us?
- Mr. George Feeny: Yep.
- Eric: Did you guys hear that? Mr. Feeny's giving up on us. He's never done that before.
- Shawn Hunter: You are making way too much out of this.
- Cory: It's just stupid little fights that no one's gonna remember after next week.
- Mr. George Feeny: That may be, Mr. Matthews, but it's been my experience that stupid little fights have a way of escalating into stupid big fights which can change the course of your future.