- Ethel Mertz: What if I cried every time I put on a pound?
- Fred Mertz: We'd be up to our ears in tears.
- Ricky Ricardo: [Lucy was hiding under the table with the dog to steal tablescraps] What do you have to say for yourself?
- Lucy Ricardo: [holds her hands up like a dog] Arf arf arf!
- Lucy Ricardo: [getting weighed] How much do I weigh?
- Ricky Ricardo: 47 pounds and stop leaning on me.