Sean Hayes credited as playing...
Thomas
- Edward Cole: Three things to remember when you get older: never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.
- Thomas: I'll keep that in mind as I approach decrepitude.
- Carter Chambers: Is it Tommy or Thomas?
- Thomas: It's Matthew, actually. He thought that was too biblical.
- Edward Cole: I want my own room.
- Thomas: You run hospitals, not health spas. Two beds to a room, no exceptions.