Timothy Omundson credited as playing...
Carlton Lassiter
- Carlton Lassiter: If I find you anywhere near this case, I will throw every book I find at you.
- Shawn Spencer: What if you find the Bible? You gonna throw that too? Seems a little sacreligious to me, don't you think?
- Juliet O'Hara: [about Shawn] You're not going to shoot him are you?
- Carlton Lassiter: I haven't decided yet.
- Juliet O'Hara: [on Lassiter's theory of the crime] It does seem very elaborate.
- McNab: And just a bit far-fetched.
- Carlton Lassiter: Are you a detective? Why are you here?
- McNab: You asked for all of us to come.
- Carlton Lassiter: Oh, well, officer, since you're such an expert on fetching, why don't you go fetch me a cup of coffee?
- Carlton Lassiter: Listen to me Spencer. The department's reputation is on the line with this one. If I catch you anywhere near this case I will throw every book I can find at you.
- Shawn Spencer: What if you find the Bible? You gonna throw that, too? Seems a little sacrilegious to me, don't you think?