Phil Hartman credited as playing...
Captain Carl
- Captain Carl: You know, Pee-wee, there's a real twisted side to you.
- Pee-wee: Thanks, Captain Carl.
- Captain Carl: [stares] You're welcome.
- Pee-wee: Hey, Captain Carl, have you ever been to Hawaii?
- Captain Carl: Yeah, it's a beautiful place. Beautiful.
- [everyone is arguing with one another about who Pee-wee should take with him to the Hawaiian dinner, but an exasperated Pee-wee blows a whistle to get their attention]
- Pee-wee: I have something I want to say.
- Mrs. Steve: Be quiet. Pee-wee wants to say something. What is it, darling?
- Pee-wee: You know, I was really happy when I won that game show, but now... now I'm sorry I ever won.
- Tito: What do you mean, Pee-wee?
- Pee-wee: Don't you think I can see what's going on here?
- Tito: What do you mean, Pee-wee?
- Pee-wee: The reason you're all being nice to me is because you're all hungry for Hawaiian food.
- [takes out some tickets]
- Pee-wee: Here. Here's the tickets! If a Hawaiian dinner means more to you than my friendship, then go ahead.
- [reaches his tickets out to the crowd, who all feel guilty about their behavior]
- Pee-wee: Take them!
- [to his surprise, however, everyone feels so ashamed that they refuse the tickets]
- Mrs. Steve: Well, if nobody else wants them... then I don't want them either. Besides, I had a very late lunch.
- Captain Carl: You're right, Pee-wee. Maybe we did go a bit overboard.
- Miss Yvonne: We're sorry, Pee-wee. But we are all your friends. Aren't we, everyone?
- Captain Carl: Yeah, sure we are!
- [everyone else agrees]
- Miss Yvonne: Yes, and the only reason we wanted to go to this dinner was because we could be with you. Your friendship means more to us than... than anything. We all love you, Pee-wee.
- Pee-wee: You do?
- Tito: Yes, of course.
- Pee-wee: Well, I love you all, too. That's why it's been so hard to pick who to take.