Tim Allen credited as playing...
Tim Taylor
- Tim: You know, Jill and I have been married for 13 years...
- Wilson Wilson, Jr.: 14.
- Tim: 14 years now. I still try to show off for her now and then.
- Tim: What are you doing with the trunk?
- Jill Taylor: Putting books in it.
- Tim: This thing's going to weigh a ton. I've got 2 boxes in the garage for this.
- Jill Taylor: Well that's silly. Just use this and you don't have to make two trips.
- Tim: Right. I'll be making two trips anyway. One to the garage and one to the hospital.
- Jill Taylor: You used to bench press your body weight in college. You're heavier now, should be able to lift more.
- Tim: If that were true, you'd be able to lift the whole...
- Jill Taylor: The whole what?
- Tim: The whole wheat bread over there.