Clancy Brown credited as playing...
Mr. Krabs
- Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Donate money to the children's fund? Why? What have the children ever done for me?
- Squidward: Are you accussing me of something?
- Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!
- Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Where's Spongebob?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [Under the ground] Down here, sir.
- Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: What are you doing down there, boy?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Squidward said I can help by burying myself.
- Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Well, get out of there. I need you to help with the commercial.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Me, in the Krusty Krab commercial, me!
- Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Squidward, what in Neptune's name is going on here?
- Squidward: We're making a commercial.
- Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: What you're doing is wasting all my money. I told you to rent out only what's absolutely necessary.
- Squidward: This is all absolutely necessary.
- Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Then what's all this useless junk?
- Squidward: That's the useless junk for scene, uh, 28.
- Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Then how do you explain that? A second Krusty Krab.
- Squidward: Everyone needs an understudy.
- Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: [Looking at his look-alike] Well, you got me there. But what about him?
- [Points to a clown]
- Squidward: This job can get very stressful, Mr. Krabs.
- Mr. Krabs: Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: one, you put the dime in me pants; two, you put the dime in me pants; or three, YOU PUT THE DIME IN ME PANTS!
- Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: [examining the dime carefully] Wrong!
- [throws the dime back at SpongeBob]
- Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: That ain't my first dime.
- Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: You can't put a price on me first dime
- [becomes infuriated]
- Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: and I can't forgive that theiving bildgerat Squidward for stealing it!
- Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: [gasps in excitement] Me first dime! Oh dimey I'll never loose you again.
- [he embraces it]
- Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Ay lad, just let the dime and me have our privacy
- [spins the dime around and starts kissing it]
- Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: [to the crew who are making the commercial] Alright get lost of you your fired! Go on scram, get out here you moochers!
- [the crowd starts dispersing]
- Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: That's right keep moving!
- [to the clown]
- Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: except you you stay.