Bill Fagerbakke credited as playing...
Patrick Star
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [after Squidward slammed the door in their faces] Gee, Patrick, do you think Squidward was tryin' to tell us something?
- Squidward: [Bursting his head through the door, screaming] YES, I WAS! *You* call yourselves good neighbors? You're the worst neighbors *ever!* You don't deserve to wear those fezzes!
- [Takes off fezzes and stomps them into the ground]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Gee, Pat. Maybe President Squidward's right!
- Patrick Star: Yeah. I guess we aren't good neighbors after all.
- Squidward: [Exploding once more] NO, YOU AREN'T! You're *horrible* neighbors!
- [hyperventilates]
- Squidward: And STOP calling me President!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [despondent] Come on, let's go.