Bill Fagerbakke credited as playing...
Patrick Star
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [Draws on the sand] It's a jellyfish.
- Patrick: Pretty good, SpongeBob, but it's lacking basic construction, and your perspective leaves a lot to be desired.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Everybody's a critic.
- [the drawing comes to life]
- Patrick: SpongeBob, your drawing's coming to life!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Now that's more like it, Mr. Critic.
- Patrick: No, I mean it's swimming away.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Do you know what that means?
- Patrick: Your art can never hang at a museum.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: He's dropped the pencil. Now's our chance. On the count of three, we'll jump up and surprise him.
- Patrick: Oh, boy! A surprise party! Is it his birthday?
- [Suddenly DoodleBob bursts in and lifts SpongeBob over his head]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick! Patrick! Do something!
- Patrick: Happy birthday!
- [DoodleBob tosses SpongeBob]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Aaah!
- Patrick: [Gives DoodleBob a rock] Here's your present.
- [DoodleBob hits Patrick over the head with rock]
- Patrick: You're welcome.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: There he is.
- Patrick: He's hideous! He makes me sick just looking at him. Those big, bulgy eyes, that square body, those two buck teeth, and that stupid tie!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Uh... ahem.
- Patrick: [Embarrassed] Oh, but it looks good on you, SpongeBob.
- Patrick: My turn!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Be careful, Patrick. Being an artist is a heavy responsibility. Each work of art is like a child, and must be treated as such.
- Patrick: Come on, I was just gonna draw a cartoon.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay, why didn't you say so?
- Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob. What's with all the ruckus?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: See for yourself, Patrick.
- [Points to DoodleBob trapped in a piece of paper pinned to the wall]
- Patrick: It's the evil doodle!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: No, not evil. He was just a two-dimesional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world, longing for a purpose.
- Patrick: So... he's a drawing?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Exactly. See how happy he is?
- Patrick: [Looking at a picture of SpongeBob] I still say he's kinda freaky-looking.
- [SpongeBob feared that Patrick had died]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: PATRICK! YOU'RE ALIVE!
- Patrick: [after a pause] I am?