Darius McCrary credited as playing...
Eddie Winslow
- [Steve rings the doorbell]
- Harriette Winslow: Come on, Carl. We have to let him in.
- Carl Winslow: Do we have to, Harriette? Can't we just skip the middleman and check right into the mental institution?
- Harriette Winslow: No. We promised his folks that we look after him while they were in Russia.
- Eddie Winslow: Russia, what a place. War-torn, freezing cold, dark and gloomy, no food.
- Laura Winslow: [scoffs] Yeah. Steve's folks took the easy way out.
- Eddie Winslow: What's in the box, Steve?
- Steve Urkel: Everything I own that's unbreakable.
- Laura Winslow: Everything you own HAS to be unbreakable.