Vapid Shallow Models Must Die! (2006 Video)

Arthur Huber: Newscaster Kevin Schmidt

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• Newscaster Kevin Schmidt : And in local news, a model has been reported missing for over a week now. Last time the model was seen was at the Glamorous Faces show last Thursday night. Authorities do not know at this time where the model has been; no body has been found. We will keep you updated.

• Newscaster Kevin Schmidt : Now there are four - four total missing models - four beautiful people out there, perhaps dead in the world, and you people haven't called one... with... the police still have no leads. If you or anyone close to you has any ideas where these models have been, you need to call the authorities. Four beautiful missing people - BEAUTIFUL folks - and missing. The police still have no leads whatsoever. Remember, folks, this could be your brother, this could be your mother... These are beautiful people. If anyone in your family or close to you has any idea what has happened to these models, please, call the authorities.