Bruce Campbell credited as playing...
Tour Guide
- The Narrator: [while Spider-Man fights Arsenic Candy girls in a church] Hey tall, dark, and scary. That groom is looking a little shaky, I think it'd be wise to move him to a safer place.
- The Narrator: [after upgrading to the 5-hit melee combo] We can make you better, stronger, faster. Well, better and stronger anyway.
- The Narrator: [after you charge your jump] Ok, you won't be able to jump tall buindings in single bounds. You can't be like that other guy