Owen Wilson credited as playing...
Francis
- Jack: Which direction did your's go?
- Francis: What do you mean?
- Jack: Your feathers... mine blew toward the mountains
- Francis: That's not right. It's not suppose to get blown away. You're suppose to blow on it then bury it.
- Peter: I didn't get that. I still have mine.
- Francis: You guys didn't do it right. I asked if you read the instructions. You did it wrong... I tried my hardest. I don't know what to do.
- Peter: I don't think Dad would've hated it.
- Francis: I only remember certain details, but from what I've been able to reconstruct, it was raining, I was going about 50 miles an hour as I went into a corner, did some wrong steering, wheels went out from me, and suddenly, "Whoo", skidded off the road, slammed into a ditch and got catapulted 50 feet through the air. Little particles of glass and debris were stinging my face as I flew. And for a second, there was just total silence. Just... Then BAM! The bike crashed to the ground, exploded and caught on fire, and then I smashed into the side of a hill with my face. I was driving home. I live alone right now. Anyway, two joggers ran up and started digging out all the dirt that was jammed inside my mouth and my nose and my ears. My brain had stopped, and my heart had stopped, so technically I was dead at this point. They did all the procedures exactly right, as a result of which I'm still alive.
- Jack: Boy.
- Peter: Wow.
- Francis: The first thing I thought of when I woke up was, I wish Peter and Jack were here.
- Francis: He has this disease where his head is shaved except he doesn't have to shave it because he can't grow any hair in the first place. Don't talk about it around him though. It might offend him.