Bill Owen credited as playing...
Compo
- [Foggy has embarrassed himself in front of Ivy]
- Foggy Dewhurst: Why didn't you tell me?
- Compo Simmonite: Has tha ever tried tellin' thee anything?
- Norman Clegg: There's no harm done, Foggy.
- Foggy Dewhurst: No harm done? She probably thinks I'm an idiot!
- Sid: She does. She thinks you're an idiot.
- Foggy Dewhurst: There you are, you see. How can you say there's no harm done?
- Sid: There is no harm done, she's always thought you were an idiot.
- Compo Simmonite: That's one thing I can't stand about that woman are her wrinkled stocking legs.
- Norman Clegg: Maybe her stockings are all right. It could be her legs that are wrinkled.
- Compo Simmonite: Oh, it'd take a big bloke and a lot of ale to tackle Ivy physically. I'd have to be desperate.
- Norman Clegg: But you *are* desperate.
- Compo Simmonite: That's true, Norm, but could I afford the ale?
- Foggy Dewhurst: There will be no need to tackle Ivy physically.
- Norman Clegg: That was a near thing there for a minute.
- Compo Simmonite: A narrow squeak.
- Norman Clegg: That's all that'd be left by the time she'd finished with you.