Matt Walsh credited as playing...
Father Pat the Ref
- Father Pat the Ref: [blows the whistle] Traveling!
- Jackie Moon: No, no, no, no! One of the half steps!
- Father Pat the Ref: Come on, Jackie. You walked.
- Jackie Moon: Suck my cock, I'll murder your family!
- Father Pat the Ref: [blowing the whistle at him] You're gone, Jackie Moon!
- Jackie Moon: What?
- Dick Pepperfield: Jackie Moon is ejected from the game.
- Jackie Moon: What did I say?
- Father Pat the Ref: You said "S my C!"
- [Jackie grabs the ball and kicks the ball]
- Dick Pepperfield: And one lucky fan will go home with a game ball.
- Jackie Moon: That's your head next time!
- Father Pat the Ref: You're a big baby, Jackie! You cannot tell me to S my C!
- Dick Pepperfield: Jackie Moon and the referee are really going at it here.
- Jackie Moon: I didn't say anything!
- Father Pat the Ref: You said S my C!
- Jackie Moon: I barely raised my voice!
- Father Pat the Ref: I should call your mother!
- Jackie Moon: You need a phone to heaven to do that!
- Father Pat the Ref: Maybe, your ma didn't go to heaven!