Robert Knepper credited as playing...
Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell
- Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: I'm gonna take the high road here and suggest a mutually beneficial arrangement. I have the information, you have the manual requirements necessary to unearth Westmoreland's buried booty. We're partners.
- Michael Scofield: And why is that?
- Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: 'Cause as of this moment, I'm your map.
- Michael Scofield: Tell me that's not what I know it is.
- Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: Oh, it is. But don't worry. Before I destroyed it, I committed it to my photographic memory.
- [eats last bit of the map]
- Michael Scofield: Coming from a compulsive liar I find that a little hard to believe.
- Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: I'd a tattooed it to my body, but I didn't have the time...
- Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: You know, in Thailand, they got a black market where you can get any kind of surgery you need, even a hand transplant.
- Lincoln Burrows: You're sick, you know that?
- Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: [seeing Tweener] I just found me an inbetweener! Where you goin' with such a hurry, huh?
- David 'Tweener' Apolskis: None of your beeswax, yo.
- Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: I know where, same place every other man who was in that room that night. They all comin' around here for a big family reunion... at the KU KLUX Ranch, if they ain't here already.
- David 'Tweener' Apolskis: Ain't no country folk in this town ever heard of the Double K Ranch.
- Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: Seems like you've been misinformed, indeedy there is a Double K. It's just a matter of who gets there first, all right? The stars are going to collide in Tooele, my friend.
- Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: Do you see the silo?
- Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: [staring at a bunch of townhouses] The bastards built over it.
- Michael Scofield: It's gone.
- Michael Scofield: [after discovering Map 1213 has been ripped from the book] Someone got here before us. That's the only explanation.
- Lincoln Burrows: [seeing T-Bag] Son of a bitch is still alive!
- [running down to catch him]
- Michael Scofield: [to T-Bag] Hey, Pretty!
- Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: What the...?
- Lincoln Burrows: What'cha gonna do, scream?
- [slams him into the car]
- Lincoln Burrows: Why the hell are you still breathing?
- Michael Scofield: [with T-Bag's accent] What the hell'd you do to your hand?
- [Lincoln grabs T-Bags hand]
- Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: Whoa, easy, easy, easy. I recently had some work done.
- Lincoln Burrows: Where's the map?
- Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: Easy, easy, easy. I don't have it!