Shawn Pyfrom credited as playing...
Andrew Van De Kamp
- Bree Hodge: [to Andrew] Now what is it, dear?
- Andrew Van De Kamp: Well, um, Danielle's upstairs trying to commit suicide.
- [Bree questions Andrew with a look, and then she and Orson rush upstairs]
- Andrew Van De Kamp: There's no rush. She's not trying that hard.
- Dr. McLean: [about Danielle after her suicide attempt] She is resisting our efforts to pump her stomach. She says she only took three sedatives.
- Andrew Van De Kamp: She's disoriented. Pump her.
- Bree Hodge: Andrew!
- [to the doctor]
- Bree Hodge: Pump her.
- [to Andrew]
- Bree Hodge: They're sticking a tube down her throat. Do you still think this is funny?
- Andrew Van De Kamp: Mom, this was a half-assed bid for attention.
- Bree Hodge: This was a cry for help and if we don't listen, the next time, she could do something even more dangerous.
- Andrew Van De Kamp: Yeah, next time, she might jump off the porch.
- Orson Hodge: Stop it! Suicide is the worst thing that can happen to a family! I will not have it made light of!
- Danielle Van De Kamp: [to Bree] When are you gonna take me seriously?
- Bree Hodge: When you start acting like an adult.
- Andrew Van De Kamp: She sleeps with them. That's a start.