Gary
Sam
Eric
Keith
Tina
Roach (as Andrew Kraft)
Lindsay
Karen
Sgt. Hoffman
Carl
Steve
Kevin
Joe
John
Major League Babe
Truthful Tracy
Nancy Neckline
Pete
Not You Chick
Snotty Hottie
Beer Crotch Guy
Pimp Daddy
Grocery Shopper
Selective Hooker
Bar Patron
MILF
Grocery Shopper / Churchgoer
Wilson
Brat in Park
Mom in Park
Baby in Park
Grocery Store Girl
Grocery Gorilla
Bar patron
Goth Guy (as Dan Quaile)
Maladjusted Man
Library Chick
Roach's Cute Bar Chick
Patiently Waiting Wendy
Chris - Pool Girl
One Night Stand
Self