Sean Murray credited as playing...
Timothy McGee
- [McGee is messing around with a software program that predicts the features of a couple's child. He combines Tony and Ziva]
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Guys, meet your love child.
- [He produces a picture of a rather ugly baby. Ziva laughs, then shares a look with Tony]
- Officer Ziva David, Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [together] Do Gibbs and the Director!
- [Then we see the combination of the two, which to their surprise is a good one]
- Officer Ziva David: Now that's not a bad combination.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Even with Gibbs as a father, I'd date her.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [entering] Never more than once, DiNozzo.
- [Abby enters and sees the picture]
- Abby Sciuto: Aw, you and the Director make nice Gibblets, Gibbs.
- [McGee's complaining about Tony calling him "Probie."]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: McGee, how long have I been an agent?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Uh, about 16 years.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Want to take a wild guess what my first partner still calls me?
- [Abby and McGee are asleep at their computers]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [whispers in Abby's ear] Your computer's on fire.
- Abby Sciuto: [wakes up and starts typing furiously] McGee, my baby's french-frying!
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [wakes up and starts typing] Checking internal core temperature!
- [after a few seconds, they both turns around]
- Abby Sciuto: That is so not funny, Gibbs!
- [Tony pulls his gun from his desk at the same moment Gibbs's phone rings]
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Is there a reason you're gearing up?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: What's my motto, McGee?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: "Never date a woman that eats more than you do"?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [laughs sardonically, then] Well, that's true... but! "Always be prepared."
- [whispers]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Bat signal may fly at any moment.