Pauley Perrette credited as playing...
Abby Sciuto
- Abby Sciuto: [holding a cell phone retrieved from a terrorist's hideout] Remember the cell phone that was never used? Well, it was used. Only all the data was hard-erased.
- Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann: [confused] *Hard-erased*?
- Abby Sciuto: What part of "hard-erased" do you not understand?
- Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann: All of it.
- Abby Sciuto: Well, then, you've come to the right place.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [scratching himself] I have poison ivy, and it's killing me!
- Abby Sciuto: My secret remedy.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: What is it?
- Abby Sciuto: Carbonic acid. You just smear it on.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: I am not going to put acid on my... boys!