Trooper Callaghan
Bus Driver
Mac
Rabbit
Thorny
Foster
Trooper Wagner
Farva
Captain O'Hagan
Ursula
Border Officer Charles Lloyd
Governor Jessman
Guy LeFranc
Mountie Podien
Mountie Bellefuille
Mountie Archambault
Bartender
Genevieve Aubois
Crowd Member 1 (as Lillian Klein)
Crowd Member 2
Bordello Madame
L'Explosion Bartender
Male Escort
Female Escort
Male Escort 2
Guy's Thug 1
Guy's Thug 2
Angry Canadian
Canadian Teen 1
Canadian Teen 2 (as Ethan Perello)
Cadillac Kid 3
Cadillac Kid 1
Cadillac Kid 2
Lance Stonebreaker (as James R. Tatro)
Stonebreaker Passenger
Hydrogen Driver
Grocery Driver
Larry Johnson
American Driver
American Passenger
Lonnie Laloush
Chicanery's Waiter
Cassandra Anne Gacek
Paramedic
Sawmill Crowd Member
Fred Savage
Strip Club Manager (uncredited)
Strip Club Patron (uncredited)
Mountie Driver #1 (voice) (uncredited)
Ontario Police Officer (uncredited)
Waitress (uncredited)
Mall shopper (uncredited)
Connie Sawyer (uncredited)
Canadian Police Officer (uncredited)
Canadian Local Townsfolk (uncredited)
News Reporter (uncredited)
Canadian Townsfolk (uncredited)
Groupie (uncredited)
Canadian Worker (uncredited)
Mall Patron (uncredited)
Canadian Local (uncredited)
Ukulele Groupie (uncredited)
Mall Shopper (uncredited)
Opening Scene Groupie (uncredited)
Townfolk (uncredited)
First Hockey Puck Thrower (uncredited)
Stripper (uncredited)
Actor (uncredited)
Persevering Mall Patron (uncredited)
Flova Scotia Girl (uncredited)
Bordello Worker (uncredited)
Female Escort #2 (uncredited)
Bartender (uncredited)
Lucy Fisher - Canadian Townsfolk (uncredited)
Picture Car (uncredited)
Helen Sprague (uncredited)
Bear (uncredited)