My Family (TV Series)

The Art of Being Susan (2006)

Trevor Baxter: Lionel

Quotes 

• Lionel : [Looking at a sculpture of two figures embracing]  According to the catalogue, this is called 'Passion'. What do you think?

  Grace : I think they're not doing it right.

• Grace : I... I didn't expect you f... for another hour!

  Susan Harper : Been having a nice time, mother?

  Grace : Don't be such a party pooper! You didn't give us a chance to clear up!

  Susan Harper : Us?

  Lionel : You going to be much longer, Gracie? I'm not sure how long these pills last!

  Susan Harper : Oh, mum!

  James : OH, DAD!

• James : And as for you, what were you thinking of?

  Lionel : Oh, give it a rest!

  James : This sort of behaviour is completely unacceptable!

  Lionel : You can't talk to me like this! I used to be a chairman at BP!

• James : Have you any idea of the upset you have caused your daughter and me?

  Grace : Don't care!

  Susan Harper : Perhaps I'll make you care - no more gin for a month!

  Grace : Well, that's not fair!

  Lionel : Is this going to take much longer? My pill's starting to wear off!