Steve Carell credited as playing...
Michael Scott
- Michael Scott: [Michael reveals that he knew about Dwight's meeting with Jan after Dwight badmouthed his Sebring] I know, Dwight, I know. I know, I know.
- Dwight Schrute: You know what?
- Michael Scott: Jan told me about your little meeting.
- Dwight Schrute: No.
- Michael Scott: I know what you did.
- Dwight Schrute: [voice wavering as he thinks it's partially a result of his comments toward Michael's Sebring] You... The Sebring's cool...
- Michael Scott: I made the whole thing up, Dwight!
- Dwight Schrute: It's cool, the Sebring's cool...
- Michael Scott: Oh, do you? Do you like it?
- Dwight Schrute: ...And has a cassette and a CD.
- [Dwight continues backing away from Michael scared]
- Michael Scott: Hug it out, bitch. That is what men say to each other after a fight. They hug it out. And in doing so, they just let it go and walk away. Then they're done. Not a good idea to say that to a woman, however, I have found. Doesn't translate.