Jensen Ackles credited as playing...
Dean Winchester
- Sam Winchester: So?
- Dean Winchester: The secretary's name is Carly, she's 23, she Kayaks and they're real.
- Sam Winchester: You didn't happen to ask her if she has seen any black dogs lately did you?
- Dean Winchester: Every complaint called in this week about anything big, black, hairy or doglike. There are 19 calls in all, and ah...
- [pulls post-it off of paper]
- Dean Winchester: I dont know what this thing is.
- Sam Winchester: [laughs] You mean Carly's Myspace address?
- Dean Winchester: Yeah, Myspace, what the hell is that?
- Sam Winchester: [laughs]
- Dean Winchester: Seriously, is that like some sort of porn site?
- Sam Winchester: So much for a low profile. You've got a warrant in St. Louis and you're officially in the Fed's database.
- Dean Winchester: Dude, I'm like Dillinger or something!
- Sam Winchester: Dean, it's not funny. It makes the job harder, we've to be be more careful now.
- Dean Winchester: Well, what've they got on you?
- Sam Winchester: I'm sure they just haven't posted it yet.
- Dean Winchester: Wait, no accessory? Nothing?
- Sam Winchester: Shut up.
- Dean Winchester: Ha! You're jealous.
- Sam Winchester: No I'm not!
- Dean Winchester: Alright, what have you got on the case there you innocent, harmless young man you?
- Dean Winchester: [after crossroads demon kisses him] What the hell was that for?
- Dean's Demon: Sealing the deal.
- Dean Winchester: You know, I usually like to be warned before I'm violated by demon tongue.