Tommy Blacha credited as playing...
Toki Wartooth • William Murderface
- Toki Wartooth: Ah, cool, you gots a new shipment of custom guitar!
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Yeah, this is uh, some designs I'm messing around with, uh, this one is, um, Swiss Army-tar. It's a good guitar for a camping trip, it's got toothpick.
- Pickles the Drummer: Yeah, good tone. What's that one right there?
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Uhh, is just an Antfarm-itar. But, still workings on it.
- William Murderface: Nice! I'd like to stand on that thing.
- Pickles the Drummer: Yeah, I'd stand on that.
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Yah, and this is the Gibson Excalibu-tar, ya know. And here's my guitar made from the wood of Christ's cross.
- William Murderface: Awww, get ready for a billion e-mails. Here comes the offended religious weirdos.
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: What's offensive about the most religious instrument ever?
- Toki Wartooth: Don't you remember being a little kids, when your teeths would fall out and grow back and you would get the old one under the pillow so the ancient Norse god Ortha the tooths collector would come and give you a Pickle's Nickel?
- Toki Wartooth: I'm Toki. I slips in and out of diabetic coma. I wish they made insulin flavored candy.
- William Murderface: We've been talking Skwisgaar and, we think this whole production could be a lot more... zippy. It just, it needs zazz! Am I, I mean I'm right to say that right?
- Nathan Explosion: No, you're right to say that. It's just, you know, you could stand to zazz it a up a little bit more.
- Pickles the Drummer: No offense Skwisgaar but I gotta say this whole thing, it uh, it lacks zazz.
- William Murderface: You could just put it on the zazz train to zazz-ville.
- Toki Wartooth: Yeah because no offense there's absolutely no zazz to be found, not here anyway, not in these parts.
- Nathan Explosion: What we're trying to say is that there's two kinds of shows out there, those with and those without...
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Could you please stop saying zazz?
- Nathan Explosion: Zazz.
- Pickles the Drummer: Zazz.
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Please stop saying zazz.
- Pickles the Drummer: Why don't you let us help you out?
- William Murderface: Yeah and lighten the load, make it more zaaa - ohh, you know.
- Nathan Explosion: Hello. Isn't this a nice surprise? Me being here at this incredibly zazzy event.
- William Murderface: A fantastic star-studded evening, of zazz!
- Pickles the Drummer: Got any room for any more zazz up here?
- Toki Wartooth: I think I have diabetes. I'm going to take a fucking nap.