Alec Baldwin credited as playing...
Jack Donaghy
- Jack: Conan, Tracy's really excited to be back on your show.
- Conan O'Brien: I don't know. He's kind of a loose cannon, and I like to surround myself with people who don't try to stab me.
- Jack: Well, Tracy's feeling a lot better now. He's under a doctor's care.
- Conan O'Brien: That's what they said about Hasselhoff, then he tried to make out with me during a commercial break.
- Jack: Conan, this is important to me. So, we can either do this the easy way or the hard way.
- Conan O'Brien: What's the hard way?
- Jack: You do a live Christmas Eve special from Kabul every year until the War on Terror is won.
- Conan O'Brien: Tell Tracy I'll see him tonight, you black Irish bastard.
- Jack: Back at you, red.