Jason Earles credited as playing...
Jackson Stewart
- Jackson Stewart: Ok, see, that's easy to say when you don't actually *have* a little sister
- Miley Stewart: It's not my fault, I always wanted one
- Jackson Stewart: Yeah, I always wanted a puppy but they brought you home insted
- Donsig: [sneezes in Jackson's face] Your father gave me his back-of-the-woods cold
- Donsig: Now look at me. I'm withering away to nothing
- [opens shirt to reveal his big belly]
- Jackson Stewart: Well, look on the bright side. You'll be able to see your toes by Christmas.