Bob Saget credited as playing...
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- Narrator: [about the game Shing Hasabu Shing] Now, I had been to a lot of casinos before that night, and I've been to a lot of casinos since, but in all that time I've never seen a game quite like this one. To this day, I have no idea how it was played. But luckily, Barney did.
- Lily Aldrin: Do you understand what's happening?
- Ted Mosby: Not a clue.
- Robin Scherbatsky: Do you think he's winning?
- Ted Mosby: I don't even know if he's playing.
- Marshall Eriksen: Wait, I get it. I understand this game.
- Ted Mosby: No, you don't.
- Marshall Eriksen: I totally understand the game, Theodore. Barney, split your tiles. You can triple your money if you find the jellybean.
- Barney Stinson: Marshall, please. Don't you think I know what I'm... My God, you're right.
- Narrator: When they called off their first wedding, Aunt Lily took off for San Francisco leaving Uncle Marshall with the unfortunate task of telling his entire family.
- Marshall Eriksen: [Flashback, Marshall's] Yeah, so now she's gone and the wedding's off. What do you call someone who just takes off and leaves like that? What do you call that? I think that that's a little strong. I can't even believe you would use a word like that. Geez, Grandma.