Candace Kroslak credited as playing...
Girl #1
- Ted Mosby: Wha... I don't get it! Why won't Robin tell me why she hates malls?
- Barney: Ted, you should be happy Robin has a secret. The more you learn about a person, the better chance you have of hitting the fatal "Ohhh..." moment.
- Marshall: The "Ohhh..." moment?
- Barney: Yeah. That moment when you find out that one detail about a person that is going to be a deal-breaker.
- [Flashback to Barney with different girls]
- Girl #1: It's a promise ring. I made a pact with God to stay a virgin till I'm married.
- Barney: Ohhhh...
- Girl #2: I don't have an eating disorder, it's just when I put food in my mouth, I chew it and then I spit it out!
- Barney: Ohhhh...
- Girl #3: I just turned 30.
- Barney: Ohhhhhh...
- Barney: [Back to present] So trust me, you want to postpone knowing anything about each other for as long as possible
- Ted Mosby: Hmm... I disagree. If there's some potential "Ohhh..." moment, I wanna know about it right away. I mean, what's the alternative?
- [Flash to Robin and Ted at the altar]
- Reverend Rob: I now pronounce you man and wife.
- Ted Mosby: I love you.
- Robin Scherbatsky: I used to be a dude.
- Ted Mosby: Ohhhhhh...