Jon Cryer credited as playing...
Alan Harper
- Naomi: [the doorbell rings. Alan opens the front door and sees a pregnant woman standing there] Hi. Yeah, I think I have the wrong address.
- Alan Harper: Oh, you have the right address.
- [loudly]
- Alan Harper: Charlie, it's for you!
- Charlie Harper: Who is it?
- Alan Harper: Karma.
- Charlie Harper: What?
- Alan Harper: Your chickens have come home to roost.
- Charlie Harper: Karma? Chicken? Alan, what the hell are you talking about?
- [sees Naomi]
- Charlie Harper: Ewww...
- [yelling to the back room]
- Charlie Harper: Charlie, it's for you!
- Alan Harper: [notices Jake after confessing his fetish to Charlie] How long have you been standing there?
- Jake Harper: Long enough to get very confused. So, we have hot dogs, right?