- Michael Barret: Oh, I love tater pops! They're like french fries in ball form.
- Logan Reese: You're in ball form.
- Mark Del Figgalo: [to Quinn] What's the point of making a liquid candle?
- Quinn Pensky: An everlasting liquid candle. You never have to relight it!
- Mark Del Figgalo: I wish I were everlasting.
- Quinn Pensky: All right...
- Chase Matthews: Hey, Coco! You, uh... dropped your pillow case.
- Coco Wexler: That is my underwear!
- Chase Matthews: Well, I'm gonna go boil my hand.