Judah Friedlander credited as playing...
Frank Rossitano
- Liz Lemon: We need to fire Lutz.
- Pete Hornberger: What? Why? What happened?
- Liz Lemon: He called me the worst name ever.
- Frank Rossitano: What did he call you?
- Liz Lemon: I'm not gonna repeat it. That's how much I hate it.
- Pete Hornberger: Fat can?
- Liz Lemon: No.
- Frank Rossitano: Mouth hooker?
- Liz Lemon: No.
- Frank Rossitano: Monster bitch.
- Pete Hornberger: Hatchet face.
- Liz Lemon: No!
- [discussing the word Lutz called Liz]
- Pete Hornberger: Well, you know, he was probably just blowing off steam. You can't fire a guy for cursing.
- Liz Lemon: No, I - I'm not upset by cursing. I *love* cursing. I love it! But this word is not acceptable - no - because there's nothing you can call a guy back. There is no male equivalent to this word.
- Pete Hornberger: Well, why don't we come up with one, and then you can call him that? Like, um, "muncus."
- Frank Rossitano: "Fungdark."
- [discussing the word Lutz called Liz]
- Liz Lemon: The one that rhymes with the name of your favorite Todd Rundgren album.
- Frank Rossitano: It rhymes with "Hermit of Mink Hollow"?
- Liz Lemon: No!
- Pete Hornberger: Oh! Oh, boy.