Steve Carell credited as playing...
Michael Scott
- Michael Scott: [greeting Karen Filippelli] Welcome! Wow, you're very exotic-looking. Was your dad a GI, or...
- Jim Halpert: [in regards to "Lazy Scranton"] It reminds me of the orientation video Michael showed on my first day. "The Scranton Witch Project."
- Michael Scott: [In the video] I am so scared when people don't label their personal food.
- Hannah: Look what's on his computer!
- Michael Scott: What is that, a squid's eye, or...
- Hannah: It's my left breast.
- Michael Scott: How did you...
- Creed: Right place at the right time.