Samuel L. Jackson credited as playing...
Tom Cutler
- [first lines]
- Tom Cutler: [narrating] Take for instance last week. A woman's going to visit her mother. She has a bag of groceries and a bouquet of flowers to brighten up the place.
- Woman: Mom. Mom? Mom?
- Tom Cutler: What she doesn't know is, three days prior, her mother's fallen off a footstool, busted her head open, and broken her neck. By the time she gets there, her mother's body is bloated with bacterial gases. There's fluids leaking from her eyes, ears, nose, mouth. You get the picture. Well, death is tragic.
- Tom Cutler: But it's also big business. Some people deal with it spiritually. Others deal with it legally. But what most people don't know is that when someone dies in your house, it's up to you to clean up the mess. Well, sure, the city will come and take the body away. But what they leave behind is your own personal little souvenir.
- Tom Cutler: Now, most people don't have the stomach for that. That's where I come in.