Robert Webb: Peter DeCoursey • Sir Digby Chicken Caesar • Numberwang Host • ...
Episode #1.1
That Mitchell and Webb Look
Robert Webb credited as playing...
Peter DeCoursey • Sir Digby Chicken Caesar • Numberwang Host • Raymond Terrific • John Gibson • Hans - SS Officer #1 • BMX Bandit • Jason • Henry • Steve - Emergency Medical Treatment • Friend of Moneypenny • Roger - Dreamy Pastures Insurance Advert • Robert Webb
- SS Officer #2: Er, Hans?
- SS Officer #1: Have courage, my friend.
- SS Officer #2: Yeah. Er, Hans, I've just noticed something...
- SS Officer #1: [Looking through binoculars] These communists are all cowards.
- SS Officer #2: Have you looked at our caps recently?
- SS Officer #1: Our caps?
- SS Officer #2: The badges on our caps, have you looked at them?
- SS Officer #1: What? No. A bit.
- SS Officer #2: They've got skulls on them. Have you noticed that our caps have actually got little pictures of skulls on them?
- SS Officer #1: Uh, I don't...
- SS Officer #2: Hans... are we the baddies?
- Ted: Ooo, and that's a bad miss.
- Peter: It's very upsetting for him. Harry Vaughn, of course, is old enough to remember the days when that long walk back from the table ended in the consolation of a proper drink.
- Ted: Instead, all he can do is imagine that pint at the end of the session, the cooling larger-y swallow and that first suck on a Lambert.
- Peter: What a contrast, look at Harry Vaughn there, staring mournfully at his water.
- Ted: Look at that, you could put a goldfish in that glass and it wouldn't even die.
- SS Officer #2: I really can't think of anything worse as a symbol than a skull.
- SS Officer #1: A rat's anus?
- SS Officer #2: Yes, and if we were fighting an army matching under the banner of a rat's anus I'd probably be a lot less worried, Hans.
- Robert Webb: [running in] David! I've got this great... why are you being filmed?
- David Mitchell: It's for the background of one of the DVD menus.
- Robert Webb: What, just you sitting there?
- David Mitchell: Yeah, I sit here for five minutes and they loop it. At one point I scratch my face.
- Robert Webb: Well, who's gonna watch that?
- David Mitchell: Freaks.