Aidan Turner credited as playing...
Kili
- Kili: [Kili is gently flirting with an Elf maid when he catches Dwalin glaring at him] I can't say I fancy Elves myself, too thin. They're all high cheekbones and creamy skin. Not enough facial hair for me.
- [He motions to an Elf walking behind him]
- Kili: Although, that one there's not bad.
- Dwalin: That's not an Elf maid.
- [the Elf turns around, revealing that he is indeed a male]
- Kili: [the Dwarves burst out laughing at Kili's mistake] That's funny.
- Kili: [the ground suddenly begins to split beneath them during the thunder battle, with each brother jumping to a different side of the crack as it widens] What's happening?
- Fili: [Reaches desperately towards his brother] Kili, grab my hand! Ki...
- Kili: [a look of terror cross his face as the cliff face his brother is on moves further away] Fili!
- Bilbo Baggins: [Bilbo interrupts as Tom the troll about to eat Bombur] Uh... no, no, not... not that one, he... he's infected!
- William Troll: [taken aback] You what?
- Bilbo Baggins: Yes, he's got worms in his... tubes.
- Tom Troll: Ooh!
- [Tom throws down Bombur in disgust]
- Bilbo Baggins: In-in fact, they all have. They're infested with parasites, it's a terrible business, I wouldn't risk it, I really wouldn't.
- Oin: Parasites? Did he say parasites?
- Kili: Yeah, we don't have parasites!
- [to Bilbo]
- Kili: You have parasites!
- [Thorin realizes that Bilbo is trying to buy them time and kicks Kili, and the dwarves realize what Bilbo is doing]
- Oin: I've got parasites as big as my arm!
- Kili: Mine are the biggest parasites, I've got huge parasites!
- Nori: We're riddled!
- Ori: Yes, I'm riddled!
- Dori: Yes, we are, badly!
- Thorin Oakenshield: You think that's funny? You think a night raid by Orcs is a joke?
- Kili: We didn't mean anything by it.
- Thorin Oakenshield: No you didn't. You know nothing of the world.
- Bilbo Baggins: What is it?
- Kili: Trolls.
- Bilbo Baggins: He's got Myrtle and Minty! I think they're gonna eat them, we have to do something.
- Kili: Yes, you should. Mountain trolls are slow and stupid, and you're so small. They'll never see you.
- Bilbo Baggins: Me? Me? No. No. No.
- Kili: It's perfectly safe!