Joanna Page credited as playing...
- Dave: [Stacey asks him if she can smoke on his bus] Smoking, yeah. My motto is fags and weed, glue and speed, but I draws the line at crack. That way, everyone knows where they stand.
- Stacey: Ah, fair play.
- Gavin: If you say it, I'll say it back.
- Stacey: I love you.
- Gavin: I love you, too.
- [Stacey jumps into Gavin's arms and they kiss. A loud electronic ringing goes off]
- Gavin: What's that?
- Stacey: Just my rape alarm.
- [she carries on kissing him]
- Gavin: You've got a right dirty laugh, do you know that? You have. You sound like Barbara Windsor.
- Stacey: Oh, I know. It's the smoking.
- Gavin: I didn't know you smoked.
- Stacey: Yeah, I do. But I'm gonna start giving up when I'm 28 and then definitely stop when I'm 30.
- Gwen: You don't know anything about this Gavin. For all you know he might be a paedophile.
- Stacey: Well, he wouldn't be interested in me then, would he?
- Gwen: You never know these days, love. He might be grooming you.
- Smithy: We'll have to make a stop, girls.
- Stacey: What for?
- Gavin: Well, we might have to... erm... get some...
- Nessa: Don't worry, I got a stash. Ribbed.
- Smithy: Taxi!