Jenna Fischer credited as playing...
Pam Beesly
- Michael Scott: Jim, could you come in here, please?
- [Jim enters Michael's office, there's an improvised face with fake teeth and eyes on his computer monitor, a voiceover reads everything he types]
- Michael Scott: Hi, Jim.
- Jim Halpert: Hello.
- Harvey The Computer: I am Harvey, a computer. Jim sucks.
- Michael Scott: [laughing] Sorry. Oh, wow. That's so rude. I'm sorry, I can't control him.
- Jim Halpert: Yeah, you can.
- Michael Scott: You know what? Get Pam.
- Jim Halpert: For this?
- Michael Scott: Pam!
- [keeps typing while Pam enters his office]
- Harvey The Computer: Pam, you look very hot today.
- Jim Halpert: Pam, meet Harvey. This is Michael's new friend.
- Pam Beesly: Great.
- Harvey The Computer: Me so horny. Me love you long tim.
- Michael Scott: Wow, that is gross!
- Pam Beesly: Who's Long Tim?
- Michael Scott: [to himself] Dammit...
- [types rapidly]
- Harvey The Computer: Long time. Me lobe yoy long time.
- Jim Halpert: Oh, well "yoy" should bring Long Tim in one day.
- Pam Beesly: I'd love to meet Long Tim.
- Jim Halpert: Yeah, right?
- Harvey The Computer: [Michael types rapidly] You ruined a funny jok-u. Get out of my off-five.
- Jim Halpert: Ok.
- Pam Beesly: Ok. Bye, Harvey.
- [she and Jim exit Michael's office]
- Harvey The Computer: Boobs.
- [Michael grins]