Jensen Ackles credited as playing...
Dean Winchester
- Sam Winchester: Dean, back from the dead. Getting to be a regular thing for you, isn't it? Like a cockroach.
- Dean Winchester: How bout I smack that smartass right out of your mouth?
- Sam Winchester: Oh, careful now... wouldn't want to bruise this fine packaging
- Dean Winchester: You checked in two days ago under the name Richard Sambora. I think the scariest part of this whole thing is the fact that you're a Bon Jovi fan.
- [Dean chuckles]
- Sam Winchester: What?
- Dean Winchester: Nothing.
- Sam Winchester: Dean. What?
- Dean Winchester: Dude you... You like full on had a girl inside you for like a whole week.
- [Dean chuckles]
- Dean Winchester: It's pretty naughty.
- [Sam was possessed by a demon who was torturing Dean by punching him, grinding his fingers into his gunshot wound and taunting him about his grief over the loss of their father and his fear of not being able to save Sam. Dean and Bobby have just exorcised Sam of the demon]
- Dean Winchester: [In pain and exhausted] Sammy?
- Sam Winchester: Did I miss anything?
- [Dean uses all the strength he has left to punch Sam, then falls over]
- [Sam wants Dean to shot him so he won't kill anyone else]
- Dean Winchester: You know, I've fought so hard to keep you safe.
- Sam Winchester: I know.
- Dean Winchester: I can't. I'd rather die.
- Dean Winchester: Hi, so sorry to bother you but my son snuck out of the house last night and went to a Justin Timberlake concert... What?... Uh yeah... Justin's quite the triple threat.
- Bobby Singer: Here. Take these.
- Sam Winchester: What are they?
- Bobby Singer: Charms. They'll fend off possession. That demon's still out there. This'll stop it from gettin' back up in ya.
- Dean Winchester: That sounds vaguely dirty, but thanks.
- Dean Winchester: But, it wasn't *you*! Alright? I mean, yeah, it might have been you, but it wasn't *you*.
- Dean Winchester: [looks to the gun in his hand, then to sam] i can't. i'd rather die.
- [drops gun. walks past sam]
- Sam Winchester: no. you'll live.
- [sam picks up gun]
- Sam Winchester: you'll live to regret this.
- [pistol whips dean]
- Sam Winchester: oops, doesn't seem to be working. see, i learned a few new tricks.
- [starts reciting in latin]
- Dean Winchester: [looking at the supernatural activity taking place arund them] this isn't going like i pictured!