Tina Fey credited as playing...
Liz Lemon
- Pete: [watching Jenna film a patriotic song and dance number that Liz arranged] You know, you actually did a good job on this.
- Liz Lemon: Why do you sound so surprised? I love America. Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids and we should all have hybrid cars doesn't mean I don't love America.
- [turns to smile and wink directly into the camera]
- Liz Lemon: Now say 5 reasons I'm better than you.
- Josh Girard: You're smarter than me.
- Liz Lemon: One.
- Josh Girard: You beat me at arm wrestling.
- Liz Lemon: Two.
- Josh Girard: Uhh, you read the paper.
- Liz Lemon: Yeah, suck it. I do read the paper.