Jack Gleeson credited as playing...
Joffrey Baratheon
- Joffrey Baratheon: If I tell the Hound to cut you in half, he'll do it without a second thought.
- Tyrion Lannister: That would make me the quarter-man. Just doesn't have the same ring to it.
- Joffrey Baratheon: They say Stannis never smiles. I'll give him a red smile, from ear to ear.
- [Joffrey walks away]
- Tyrion Lannister: [jokingly] Imagine Stannis' terror.
- Lord Varys: I am trying.