Tony Shalhoub credited as playing...
Adrian Monk
- Adrian Monk: [at the emergency room check-in desk, holding his head tilted back for a nose bleed, unable to see the nurse] What's she doing?
- Natalie Teeger: She's holding up the finger.
- Adrian Monk: The bad finger?
- Natalie Teeger: No, Mr. Monk, the pointy finger...
- Adrian Monk: [during the intake, he starts arguing with the nurse about someone else going ahead of him, when he has a "head wound" too] Actually it is, technically.
- Nurse Ullman: [losing patience with Monk] You have a bloody nose.
- Adrian Monk: Look, it's a wound! And it's on my head! Do you have a dictionary back there?... What is she doing?
- Natalie Teeger: [pause] Now it's the bad finger. Let's sit down.