Kate Flannery credited as playing...
Meredith Palmer
- Angela Martin: [protesting] Under no circumstances should a man strip off his clothes in this office.
- Meredith Palmer: [shouts angrily] Shut up, Angela!
- Angela Martin: Sparkling cider is very good.
- Pam Beesly: I think that's champagne.
- [Angela spits champagne back into her glass]
- Michael Scott: Hello, ladies. Who here is a history buff? Who's a fan of buff naked? Without further ado, the one, the only, the sexy Mr. Benjamin Franklin.
- Ben Franklin: Thank you for that introduction, Mr. Scott, and good afternoon, fine gentlewomen of Dunder Mifflin.
- Michael Scott: Half pants, right, Mr. Franklin?
- Ben Franklin: Knickers in fact, yes!
- Michael Scott: He's in his knickers. Mr. Franklin, I would say you are probably one of the sexiest presidents ever.
- Ben Franklin: Well, actually, I never was president.
- Michael Scott: Yes, but, Ben Franklin was.
- Ben Franklin: Ah. I'm here to teach you a little bit about my life and the era of the founding fathers.
- Michael Scott: And when they came over on the Mayflower.
- [imitates porn music]
- Meredith Palmer: Wait, this is the entertainment?
- Michael Scott: Yeah, alright, so I want you to give him your undivided attention and, Mr. Franklin, if any of these ladies misbehave, I give you permission to spank them. Especially that one.
- [Points to Phyllis]