Jeremy Piven credited as playing...
Ari Gold
- Ari Gold: [walking into the conference room to see Rob reading letters off the board due to his successful eye surgery] Great work, Rob. Great work. See if you can read this:
- [writing 'Get the fuck out!' on dry-erase board]
- Ari Gold: You're fired, and just in case your ears are fucked: Get. The Fuck. Out! And the next person I see juggling, tap dancing, or baton twirling or doing any other circus-like tricks, will join him, all right? One-strike policy applies. Now get back to work. God damn that felt good.
- Ari Gold: That's right, you had your little eye procedure today.
- Rob Rubino: It's actually not a procedure, it was real surgery. They actually had to cut into my eyeball and then they lift the cornea.
- Ari Gold: It's still elective though, right?