Greg Ayres credited as playing...
Kaoru Hitachiin
- Kaoru Hitachiin: [to the Newspaper Club] We've got a reputation to uphold, and you'd just ruin it.
- Hikaru Hitachiin: Besides, you guys cause a lot of trouble for other people, and who'd want to get mixed up with THAT?
- Haruhi Fujioka: [to herself, regarding the upper-class host members] It's scary how much they don't realize about themselves.
- Hikaru Hitachiin: You're way too trusting, boss. We can't just go along with everything you do forever.
- Kaoru Hitachiin: Yeah, we've had enough.
- Kyoya Otori: We're leaving, too, Tamaki. We're holding an evaluation meeting, mostly about you.
- Haruhi Fujioka: I know any moment now he's gonna look over here with those puppy-dog eyes he uses when he wants something and none of us will be able to say no, and so he'll win.
- Hikaru Hitachiin, Kaoru Hitachiin: Let me guess. You're speaking from experience, aren't you?
- Haruhi Fujioka: Those are the eyes.
- Tamaki Suou: Hm...
- Hikaru Hitachiin, Kaoru Hitachiin: Puppy-dog eyes.
- Kaoru Hitachiin: [confronting the president who has revealed vindictive plans against Tamaki] The boss is the only one who hasn't caught on yet. He can be really dense when it pertains to anything about himself.
- Hikaru Hitachiin: I should warn you, if you threaten him, there WILL be consequences.
- Kaoru Hitachiin: Are you ready to have the Hitachiins and every other club member's family as your enemy?
- Akira Komatsuzawa: I knew it! You're nothing but is lackeys! Tamaki's holding his parents' power over all of you!
- Mitsukuni Haninozuka: That's not true. We don't hang out with Tama-chan because of his parents. We love him. We all like being around him, and that's why we choose to be here.
- Kyoya Otori: He may be a hopeless idiot, but, even so...
- [the club members drift off, thinking of when Tamaki invited each of them to join his club]
- [English Version]
- Kaoru Hitachiin: No way! I lost again?
- [Fan girls giggle]
- Hikaru Hitachiin: Now, go easy on him, princesses. Kaoru is quite the crybaby.
- Kaoru Hitachiin: Hikaru! That's not true. I am not a cryba...
- Hikaru Hitachiin: Oh, so you're gonna deny it, huh? What about when the two of us are alone playing punishment games? Tell us what happens then, Kaoru?
- Kaoru Hitachiin: But, that's because you...
- [drops off as Hikaru teases his chin with his finger]
- Kaoru Hitachiin: [Fangirls squeal in delight]
- Tamaki Suou: Hikaru! You came this close to snuffing out the light of Haruhi's life!
- Haruhi Fujioka: [to herself] So much for it being peaceful.
- Hikaru Hitachiin: Hey, it's YOUR fault for not catching the ball in the first place, boss.
- Kaoru Hitachiin: Yeah. Who knew you'd be so bad at kemari. So much for him being the Ginji of Ouran Academy.
- Tamaki Suou: WHAT!