Steve Carell credited as playing...
Michael Scott
- Michael Scott: Webster's dictionary defines wedding as "the fusing of two metals with a hot torch." Well, you know something? I think you guys are two medals. Gold medals.
- Michael Scott: Phyllis is getting married and I am in the wedding party. She's asked me to push her father's wheelchair down the aisle. So, basically, I am co-giving away the bride. Since I pay her salary, it is like I'm paying for the wedding, which I'm happy to do. It's a big day for Phyllis, but it's an even bigger day for me. Employer of the Bride.
- Phyllis: Why don't you take a seat and enjoy the buffet.
- Michael Scott: I'm already on it. The chicken? Totally undercooked. I sent it back.
- Phyllis: It's fish.
- Michael Scott: Congratulations, Bob. You're a good man. But just know, if you lay a finger on Phyllis, I will kill you.
- Bob Vance: If you lay a finger on Phyllis, I'll kill *you*.
- Michael Scott: Agreed. No fingers will be laid on Phyllis.
- Minister: And do you, Phyllis, take Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration, to be your lawfully wedded husband?
- Phyllis: I do.
- Michael Scott: [yelling] Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you for the first time as a couple, Mr. and Mrs. Bob Vance!
- [silence, several people glare at Michael]
- Minister: And do you, Bob, take Phyllis...
- Michael Scott: [softly] Shh...