Phyllis Smith credited as playing...
Phyllis Lapin
- Phyllis: Why don't you take a seat and enjoy the buffet.
- Michael Scott: I'm already on it. The chicken? Totally undercooked. I sent it back.
- Phyllis: It's fish.
- Phyllis Lapin: Yes. I put Michael in my wedding. It was the only way I could think of to get six weeks off for my honeymoon. No one else has ever gotten six weeks before.
- Minister: And do you, Phyllis, take Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration, to be your lawfully wedded husband?
- Phyllis: I do.
- Michael Scott: [yelling] Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you for the first time as a couple, Mr. and Mrs. Bob Vance!
- [silence, several people glare at Michael]
- Minister: And do you, Bob, take Phyllis...
- Michael Scott: [softly] Shh...