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Ziva David
- Officer Ziva David: This is killing me. I feel like I know him.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Mossad?
- Officer Ziva David: Maybe.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Internet dating?
- Officer Ziva David: [picks up a paperclip] I will kill you 18 different ways with THIS paperclip!
- [last lines]
- Lt. Roy Sanders: Would you think you'd have noticed... that I was no longer there? That I'd stopped running?
- Officer Ziva David: Yes. I would've noticed... I would have missed seeing you.
- Lt. Roy Sanders: But eventually you'd have forgotten me.
- Officer Ziva David: Yes...
- [holds Roy's hand]
- Officer Ziva David: I won't forget you now.
- Lt. Roy Sanders: [Roy stumbles, Ziva catches him] Sorry, felt a little dizzy.
- Officer Ziva David: I have to get you into bed... Oh I
- Lt. Roy Sanders: [amused] I'm not saying anything.
- Officer Ziva David: Sorry it's the English.
- Officer Ziva David: [Ziva and McGee each reach for a cup of coffee in a vending machine] I have been working for 30 straight hours!
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: This is only my fourth cup of the day!
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Mossad. Hot liquid. Let her have it, McGee.
- [McGee moves away, Ziva takes the coffee]
- Officer Ziva David: Thanks.
- Lt. Roy Sanders: [after Ziva introduces herself] I'd shake your hand but...
- Officer Ziva David: Um, actually it would be best to avoid all bodily contact.
- Lt. Roy Sanders: Sound just like my prom date.
- [When Roy begs for a breath of fresh air, Ziva starts to help him outside, when Roy's doctor appears]
- Dr. Timothy Hass: Roy! What are you doing? You shouldn't be out of bed!
- Officer Ziva David: It's all right, Doctor...
- Dr. Timothy Hass: No, no, you have to...!
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [stands up, coughing] Dr. Hass? Can I speak to you for a second? I think, I think I might have been exposed. I don't know how, and I don't want to be an alarmist, but it just hit me, and I've got the headaches, and the vomiting, and...
- [Dr. Hass goes to Tony's side, while Roy and Ziva, grinning, slip outside]
- Dr. Timothy Hass: The diarrhea? You've got the diarrhea?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Yeah, it just started, like a tap...
- Dr. Timothy Hass: Okay, well, let's sit you down, we're gonna have to run some tests.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [speaking of McGee's jacket] Who's the designer?
- Officer Ziva David: Why do you assume I know?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Because...
- Officer Ziva David: Because I'm a woman? Because I'm Jewish?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Because you're a great detective.
- Officer Ziva David: True.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [McGee is wearing a medical outfit] Clothes make the man, what does that make McGee?
- Officer Ziva David: Male nurse?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: No Aquasmurf.
- Lt. Roy Sanders: Mark and I ate lunch while we took target practice. I had a bacon cheeseburger with fries washed down with a large coffee.
- Officer Ziva David: [whistles] Run like a health nut, and eat like a slob.
- Lt. Roy Sanders: [chuckles] Well, I've always weighed the same. People told me at 40, my body would change. Guess I might not have to worry about that.
- Diane Russio: [speaking of Roy] Got a little drunk. I knocked on his door. He wouldn't let me in. I was a complete idiot and he was a complete gentleman.
- Officer Ziva David: Or maybe he's gay.
- Diane Russio: Oh, I don't think so.
- Officer Ziva David: How do you know?
- Diane Russio: I saw the way he looked at you.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Sanders know he's still being poisoned?
- Officer Ziva David: Not yet. I'm worried it will increase his stress.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Your call. Stick with him, Ziva.
- Officer Ziva David: Like tattoos on Abby.
- Lt. Roy Sanders: Did they, um, did they find any clues or answers?
- Officer Ziva David: Not yet. But they're still looking.
- Lt. Roy Sanders: Well tell them to hurry up. I wanna know who killed me before I die.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Can't die unless you see a lawyer.
- [walks away]
- Officer Ziva David: Hey!
- [Gibbs turns around]
- Officer Ziva David: He might not die. May pull through.
- Lt. Roy Sanders: Could we have met at a conference?
- Officer Ziva David: Yes, but I have never been to one.